In fact reading it felt more like that than getting immersed in a book. An entertaining read - I laughed out loud in parts.



She Thinks I Play Piano in a House of Ill-Repute! No, I got to the frying apricots instead of eggs, contemplated whether it was supposed to be funny or interesting, decided it was neither and gave up. Worth the day or so to read it, and will keep my eye open for other books by Carter....Finished 16.04.2020 in Malta. "Don’t tell my mother I’m a politician—she thinks I play piano in a bordello/brothel/cat house/whorehouse” is a joke about how little people think of politicians.

DON’T TELL my mother I’m a politician, she thinks I play the piano in a brothel.” So runs the old joke.

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Don't Tell Mom I Work on the Rigs: She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse [Carter, Paul] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. That would be unfortunate if Sederis was writing it. Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. My Aunt Mike was 13 at the time, and she used to tell my mom "Paul wrote that song for me! by Allen & Unwin, Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs, She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps. Glad I bought a couple of others as I raced through this book. In fact, there’s an old joke that pretty much sums up the character of these “profiles in courage” and the “high esteem” in which they’re held: To see what your friends thought of this book. Including memes which tickle me exactly right. 168: Pg. Pg.

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And some people fall in love with books about falling in love. “Please Don’t Tell My Mother Where I Work! Paul Carter tells a great story and he's had some crazy adventures ... so if that is your kind of read, go for it. google_ad_client = "ca-pub-3535799185159270"; Hilarious. Google Books MONTGOMERY—A sign on Mike Weeks office wall says: “Don’t tell my mother I’m a lobbyist.

• Google Books No excuse for this”. Was dry retching along the m4 listening to it. The Great Slump: I can only read material like this when I need a mental break or cheering up. Englewood Cliffs, NJ: Prentice-Hall //--> U.S. saying First, know what you're getting here.

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She thinks I play piano in a whorehouse.” My mom was young, and actually used to believe her! google_color_text = "000000"; Volume 13 I just realised that I don't recall a story inside that actually links to the title of this book... there is a funny inscription inside this second hand copy that links to the title though! google_ad_format = "120x600_as"; The Jazz Record Book

Paul Carter was born in England in 1969. I got through Chapter 1, the writing was terrible, but I thought "Oh well, it's not a literary masterpiece but I can put up with it for the sake of the story". Be the first to ask a question about Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs, She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse. By Bill Swainson There would be massive sales in west Africa.". His life stories actually seemed to get in the way - except for that awful one about his friend Craig which I will never in my whole life forget.

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The book is amusing and very readable, but don't expect a narrative or a moral.