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The unicorn replied, "Well, I liked the book." 14. 11. A unicorn walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer.

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7. U-No-Corn! "What are you doing at the movies?"

The unicorn replied, "Well, I liked the book." Unicorn was so cute! Being mythical, some say that these beasts don’t exist.

Are you a unicorn cause your my fantasy. We love writing puns because they catch you off guard and give us the chance to switch up meanings in a fun way. The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Have you seen Jake’s new custom trumpet? What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot? 26. 2. 36. 32. A: One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast. Most Haunted Bring Fans A Week Of Creepy Specials This Halloween. asked the man, surprised.

I immediately recognized this as an historic discovery, and surmised that these jokes must be preserved for posterity. 12. What’s the best way to catch unicorns? Unicorns deserve to be banned from facebook because all they do is poke people all day. A uni-cone. Nothing, they're both fictional characters. Higgypop has also been producing award-winning content for YouTube since 2006 and has amassed more than 100,000 subscribers. How do you get out of this alive?

If for some strange reason, you are not interested, check at least these water puns.

"Yes." "Yes." If an adult is called a unicorn, are its young one’s called puny-corns?

What do you call a small scoop of ice-cream? The "A"corn. These funny unicorn jokes are sure to bring a smile to anyone who loves unicorns. 33. 21. I though that’s what you call a single grain or maize. A: The pace is familiar but I can't remember the mane. 24. You're on a unicorn. U-no-corn. But it turns out it was just rhinos. "Are you a unicorn?"

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And if you are still hungry for more puns, check our best puns or these great owl puns here. Yeah, that’s quite a unique horn, I’d know it anywhere.

Behind you there is a big bear, on one side a roaring lion, on the other side a charging elephant, and in front of you a dragon. What do you call a Mexican unicorn? 9.

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asked the man, surprised. Uni-corn?

Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he just couldn’t remember the mane (name). That’s right, today, we’ll be bringing the unicorn alive with some of the funniest unicorn puns and unicorn jokes you ever heard. You may get news about a sibling or coworker who needs your help or advice. 2. This collection of clean jokes about unicorns is great for everyone, including parents, teachers, grandparents, and librarians – and they are safe for children of all ages (just like all of the jokes here at Fun Kids Jokes).

37 Funniest Unicorn Puns And Jokes You Ever Heard 1.

Would you call a hardy unicorn that survived disease an immunicorn? now = new Date(); year = now.getYear();

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